If I try to cover too much ground, you start to get watered down and less interesting.

I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.

My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.

I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!