When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares?
I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.
There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."