I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them.

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

It's hard for your mom to tell you she has an oral fixation and has to have something in her mouth. My step dad is in the kitchen winking at me. You down with OPP, yeah you know me. Exciting is and a special... What? Easy, and why do you know all the words? That's weird.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.