No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

I'm always making fun of myself and my friends.

I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.