I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
I never dated much in high school or college.
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.
My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.