I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

It's so crazy in Hollywood.

MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.

It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.