Bill Murray I always liked. I'm not as good as him, but there's a quality in him that I like. And then there's DeNiro, I'll never be that.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.

I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.