No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.
I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.
My older brother was cool, so I was suddenly cool by association. And I totally dusted all my old math friends.
I never dated much in high school or college.
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.