Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.