I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.
I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.
No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.
MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat.
I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.
My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.