Single guys get a bad rap.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.

Spent most of the summer looking for shade. Driving around. Shade. Please? Driving in malls. I'll park a mile away I don't care. I'm just looking for a tree branch, anything. Long weed. Big leaf, get the front corner panel under it. Oh precious shade, I have it - you don't!

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.