My career is just kind of crazy.
I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.
On Sundays, I lay low, sulk a lot, and try to get my head together for next week.
Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.
I never dated much in high school or college.
Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!