It's just easier to make fun and cut down. It's kind of a way of life in America. If you can make people want to hear what you're going to say, it can be cruel and funny.

As boys get older, they can't let on that it's cool to meet me.

I wish I had that carefree lifestyle. But I guess I'm more private, and more inside.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.