You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise.

Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.

I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

It's hard to have a career.