You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

I have no detectable hair style.

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

Stayed up and watched a little spanktrovision. It's the American way. There's really nothing wrong with spanktrovision. One of the best inventions of the 1900s, 20th century.

Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

To be famous and broke is hard.