With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.

Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.

Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.

Single guys get a bad rap.

Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.

I never dated much in high school or college.