When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.
I have no detectable hair style.
I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.
With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.
It wasn't a cutdown to call someone a Mexican. It would kill my career to refer to someone as Mexican today. It's like calling me an American.