I want to get away from it all. Move to the sticks. Montana. Hundreds of miles from civilization. Get a cabin in the snow. Curl up with some cute girl. Say stuff to her like, Scream all you want, sugar. Ain't nobody gonna hear you!

I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.

I never have kids in movies or in TV shows.

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

It's hard to have a career.

It's funny because it's funny.