I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.

Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

I never set out to do a sketch show.

Canoe plus waterfall equals I don't go camping anymore.

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.

I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks. By the fourth week, I found it tedious. I got bored and grew restless. I had no other plan for a job, because from seventh grade on, I had planned on law. So I shifted my focus from classes to extracurricular activities.