There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.
I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.
Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.
I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.
To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.
I never set out to do a sketch show.