Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.