Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows.

I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.

I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins.

Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.

A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you