I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put "Not gay." But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put "... but supportive." It's weird how one group of people took refracted light. That's very greedy, gays.
Demetri MartinWhen I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding.
Demetri MartinI think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.
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