I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".
It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.
It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.
Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?
They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!
There's an old Russian saying that goes some way or another. I don't know it. I don't speak Russian. But sometimes I think about it and wonder if it's relevant to what I'm going through at the time. Probably not. I mean what do Russian know about hunger, anyway?