I wasn't the class clown, but I was starting to become the "crazy guy" at law school, which is the guy who is not so much "crazy" as "annoying."

It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.

I like stand-up. But I'd also like a family and house and a yard. I want to work with a lot of people, have colleagues; and on good film sets, there's people there that work with the same people for years and years. I love that collaborative spirit in that medium. Comedy is a lot more solitary.

Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

I like digital cameras, because they enable you to reminisce immediately.