I wasn't the class clown, but I was starting to become the "crazy guy" at law school, which is the guy who is not so much "crazy" as "annoying."

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

My friend asked me I ever swam with dolphins. I was like, 'Yeah, of course. What distance are we talking about from the dolphins? Because the last time I was in the ocean, I'm pretty sure I swam with most of them.'

The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.

I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.

This is a pie chart about procrastination.