The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.

I ordered a wake-up call the other day. The phone rang and a woman's voice said, 'What the hell are you doing with your life?'

I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying the music".

Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint.

I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.

My original goal was just to do stand-up but then I became interested in films - writing a film, shooting one someday, and getting to act in them.

It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.