When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.
I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.
The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.
Vampires probably don't have great breath.
'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.
I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them.