You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
Demetri MartinIf you have a lip ring try hanging some tiny keys from it. This will make you look even more interesting.
Demetri MartinI like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'
Demetri Martin