A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the police sketch artist. This is one of the rare instances where two people can do one self-portrait.
I think bears and worms aren't very similar... until you think of gummy.
This is a pie chart about procrastination.
How to be a bouncer: be an asshole; stand near a door.
If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.