Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.
If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often.
What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.
Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.
Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place.