And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.
Demetri MartinHalloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.
Demetri MartinSometimes heckling can almost help a set, because it ratchets up the tension in the room... can even bring things to a climax.
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