Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.
Jumping jacks are easier to do than crawling jacks.
A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.
I wanna design a video game where you'd have to take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.
The key to life is balance, especially if you are on a ledge.
But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.