The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.
Demetri MartinI was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.
Demetri MartinI didn't play music, nobody in my family had an instrument or played music, we didn't even have any books at my house. I think about it and I'm like, I don't know how I climbed out of there.
Demetri Martin