The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.

Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

I think there's a difference between making comedy and reporting comedy. When you're a joke teller you can easily fall into the second, you can show up and just say the jokes.

Reality is a concept that depends largely upon where you point your face.

Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.