I wanna design a video game where you'd have to take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.

How many of you are creative? I don't know, but for me, when you make a bunch of things over time and then you keep them... you forget. I look through my sketchbooks and I'm an audience for myself.

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.

Planning trip around the globe, that is in my room.

A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.

In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.

I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance.