I wanna design a video game where you'd have to take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.

If you are wearing a bandana you better have something wise to say, because you are starting with a credibility deficit.

I never give anyone just one congratulation. Congratulations are always plural. They are similar to grapes.

I just started doing this one-man show, and I wanted to be able to score it, so I bought a guitar, and got a keyboard and got a harmonica. I remember when I started that I didn't understand why a harmonica had different letters on them.

When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know.

Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint.

I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'