I wanna design a video game where you'd have to take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.

What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!

The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.

Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That guy won a gold medal in the Olympics" "Oh yeah, that's cool, i wanna watch the fat guy" "Come on dude, you can take that hill"

You always hear about the guy who was raised by wolves. You never hear about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves. The problem is, you have a non-wolf imparting wolf teachings.

I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer.

There is no I in Team, unless you count the vertical part of the T.