I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.
A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.
Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.
It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.
The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.
A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.