I wanna design a video game where you'd have to take care of all the people shot in all the other video games.

I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.

I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out of a difficult relationship before that. So I said to her, 'Listen, you have to understand something. Relationships are like eyebrows. It's better when there's a space between them.' And that's coming from a Greek guy.

When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.

For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.

After going through years of litigation to get royalties due to him, the guy who coined the term 'happily ever after' lived reasonably well for a while.

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.