A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

It seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.

I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.

For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things actually moves. I find it very hard to be shocked, and when other people aggressively take offense to something, I'm sometimes confused.

Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.

A large portion of the Earth's land area is taken up by old varsity jackets.