The definition of adventure depends upon how boring your life is.
Everything I ever learned I was told by someone else.
The thing about glitter is if you get it on you, be prepared to have it on you forever. Because glitter doesn't go away. Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
At the battle of the bands the loser's always the audience.
For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman.
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.