A good name for a gang would be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

I bought a new pair of pajamas with pockets, which is great, cause now i don't have to hold things when I sleep.

To be creative, first I need to be really organized. If my apartment's messy I need to clean it. It's like before you start doing your homework or studying for a test, you have to have a clean room.

Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when OK was abbreviated to K.

I was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out of a difficult relationship before that. So I said to her, 'Listen, you have to understand something. Relationships are like eyebrows. It's better when there's a space between them.' And that's coming from a Greek guy.

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.

You need an audience to help you figure out what's working and what's worth putting on your album or your special - or even just what's worth touring with.