There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool.
The sofa is the enemy of productivity.
A lot of things look cooler in slow motion. Eating isn't one of them.
I remember when I used to be really into nostalgia.
Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"
The other night I was playing twister with some amputees.