I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.

Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.

I've met a few people who were passive-aggressive, but I've never met anyone who was aggressive-passive. I don't want tacos! Maybe.

Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.

It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.

I like people, for a little while.