I'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.

I don't like thank you cards because I don't know what else to say. What do I put on the inside? See Front.

Timing is everything. That's a cliche. Now. If I'd said that a long time ago, I'd have been original.

My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.

I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.