Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.

Everybody knew that you should never provoke a rattlesnake, much less tie it into a bow. But that didn't stop Judd. What did stop him was the rattlesnake.

There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

Separate but equal is terrible for education but it's perfect for eyebrows.