Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

Most stick people are black.

I love motor learning because it's very basic and primal. A lot of what I like to learn correlates with the opposite of what gets you laid. I can ride a unicycle and I can juggle. These are unimpressive things to know.

Sometimes I feel like I'm making a connection with a stranger, but then it turns out I'm not. Like, I was in a mall, and I saw this lady hitting her kid. So I went up to her, and I was like, "Yeah, get him!" She got all mad at me. I was like, "I'm on your side here."

I like when people wear a WWJD bracelet, because it's like an example of the first thing Jesus wouldn't do, probably.