When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.
Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?
It's Thursday and it really feels like a Thursday. Sometimes things just work out.
When there's someone who's dead and then someone does something that that person would not have liked, they say that that person is spinning in their grave. But I don't understand why they say that. Why is spinning the way that a corpse shows disapproval?
I wish my name started with a comma. That would be so dramatic.
I went to law school. I found it interesting for the first three weeks.