Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.
Demetri MartinI was seeing this girl and she wanted to get more serious. But I wasn't ready to, I had just gotten out of a difficult relationship before that. So I said to her, 'Listen, you have to understand something. Relationships are like eyebrows. It's better when there's a space between them.' And that's coming from a Greek guy.
Demetri MartinWhenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"
Demetri MartinA Rubik's cube is equal to a drag queen. It's really colorful, but I don't wanna do it.
Demetri Martin