I just listen to so much music that I like the role music can play in scoring something. I'm not doing song parodies or funny songs, I'm just adding some music to my words. So it's limited and specific, but as a performer I find it pretty enjoyable.

To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.

If you happen to catch on fire during the show, do not panic or wave your arms around or scream or we wil give something to panic and wave you arms around and scream about.

People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.

I'm a producer on my show, which is great, but it's also kind of a mixed blessing because there's so much responsibility. Everything is a decision. You have to worry about the money, you have to worry about daylight, who we're going to cast and if this location doesn't work out, what are we going to do?

Cottonballs are an example of something I'd want to buy, but not have as a nickname.

Small businesses are important, but so are tiny businesses.