They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!

I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'

I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front of me.

Fire truck with back end on fire drives really fast in circles.

'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live."

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!'

Checkers taught me that a King is a man with another man on top of him. But life taught me that that's actually called a Queen.