They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.

I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.

Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.

It would be interesting if Elvis were reincarnated as an Elvis impersonator.