They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

Some of them relate to farts but they are not fart jokes. They would just be a fart in the joke but it's about something else.

Overheard today in restaurant: Can you stop listening to our conversation?

I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.

I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.

But long story short, I didn't start doing stand-up because I wanted to have a TV show or be an actor or even wanted to write sketch comedy. I got into stand-up because I love stand-up.