Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
Demetri MartinYes" actually means "No" 100% of the time, when the question is "Can I give you some advice?
Demetri MartinI'd love to win trophies, be in movies, have a body of work I'm proud of and find a way to enjoy it along the way. Success is probably a more of a complicated thing than that.
Demetri MartinI equals all of the ifs added up over time. The ifs, those are the possibilities; that's infinite for all of us. Every day there are just millions of them. Time, that's finite for each of us; there is no question there. Maybe if you divide choices by the amount of time you have, the real I can emerge, depending upon those choices.
Demetri Martin