It's interesting to be an adult and to have that level of ignorance about something, because the nice part about is you get that discovery. The learning curve is so rich and steep.

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?

I like people, for a little while.

I am bravery. I am courage. I am valor. I am daring. I am holding a thesaurus.

I would like a ship for the hips, please. Ships and hips. Hipsters to stir with their hips on the hip ships. And, of course, hips. Yeah, hip. That's me. I also like sips. I'm a slow drinker. A sipster. I'm a sipster hipster comedian. Yeah, sips. But more hips. Hip, hipster, hip star, hiptard. Definitely.