I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.

When there's someone who's dead and then someone does something that that person would not have liked, they say that that person is spinning in their grave. But I don't understand why they say that. Why is spinning the way that a corpse shows disapproval?

A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.

When I was younger, I'd get very empirical with myself. "I have a hypothesis about myself. I'll put myself in a situation, see what happens, then I'll draw a conclusion based on the empirical evidence. Hypothesis: I can play basketball." So I'd try. "Conclusion: I cannot play basketball."

Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.