I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.

I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.

I am the Walrus, but not the one you're probably thinking of. I am the other Walrus, the one who is less the Walrus in the sense of legendary music and more the Walrus in the sense of his tendency to to lie around in places for too long.

I like to stand near ATM machines, and when somebody types in their pin number, I go, 'Got it!' And then I run away.

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.