REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.
Demetri MartinWhen they were naming vitamins they must have thought there were going to be way more vitamins than there ended up being. OK let's name these: Vitamin A, Vitamin B... ok man slow down we've got a lot to cover here. B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B12. Then they got to E and they were like 'We're pretty much done. We've got all those damn B's. This is embarrassing. Let's just skip to K and get the hell out of here.
Demetri MartinIt seems that two of the most basic forms of comedy are jokes and stories. And, of course, they are not mutually exclusive.
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