I thought I would, you know, go to college, get to law school, finish, and then get a job and work as a lawyer, but that proved to be not a good fit for me.

Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets.

I've never read an article of clothing.

'Dammit I'm mad' is 'Dammit I'm mad' spelled backwards.

I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw, that's really romantic" "No, umm... I actually... never mind"

It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.

It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.