I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.
Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.
A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.
There are very few songs about just liking someone as a friend.
I can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.
A human head looks the least scary when it is attached.