I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.

I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

They say that structure is freedom, and in a sense it is. When you're dealing with multiple constraints, you have to figure out what you can get out of that.

When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.

For some reason cowboy sounds better than cowman.

Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when OK was abbreviated to K.

I wonder if there were any goths in gothic times. They're like: You look completely appropriate. You don't look stupid or lonely at all.