I always try to just be honest ... As opposed to artifice or manipulation.

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.

Leave no stone unturned in your quest to disrupt a rock garden.

I think it would be worse to get mauled by a dancing bear than just a regular bear because you can't totally blame the dancing bear.

I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay.

There are jokes I know I want to tell, and there's sort of a rough order, but usually I try to change it up every show, to improvise and talk with the audience. I think when you tell jokes, if you're not careful, you can end up telling the whole list of jokes and then that's it. And that can get a little boring.

A parade looks like a bunch of people are excited about being in traffic.