I would like to have windshield wipers that do the whole windshield, please.
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
Game, set, match equals tennis. Set, match, run equals arson.
Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.
When telling a story about how wasted you were last night, stop.
Let no man's deathbed be a futon.