There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.

You need an audience to help you figure out what's working and what's worth putting on your album or your special - or even just what's worth touring with.

Hot Potato is a very different game when the people playing are starving.

I saw a door that said exit only. So I entered through it and went up to the guy working there and said "I have good news. You have severely underestimated that door over there. By like a hundred percent."

I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital.

Yes, okay, it's cool to be quirky, maybe, on the side. Do some puzzles, make puzzles, whatever, learn how to ride a unicycle. That's cool when it's on the side and you have a plan. What happens when you remove the plan? What you're left with is a guy who likes to do anagrams. And doesn't have a job... Sweet, that's a catch.

I wanna put stickers on turtles... I don't know why.