There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.

To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.

To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.

I've never read an article of clothing.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.

When I dropped out [from a law school], everybody was disappointed... But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. Before that, I never realized how much I sought other people's approval. Once I figured that out, I was free to move on and seek the approval of other people, in comedy clubs and showbiz meetings.

I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"