There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.

When they were naming the animals, somebody got lazy: anteater? What's it doing? It's eating ants. DONE!

The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

If you stretched the average person's intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.

The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.

The question is, 'how bad at sports were you as a kid?' I grew up near where they film Jersey Shore. If you weren't tan, muscular, and book-averse, you were a dork and a nerd and a geek and stuff. I remember being into Gary Larsen, Stephen Wright, Peter Sellers.

Another thing that I like and that's fun for me is to try and talk and play music at the same time, because I feel like I'm learning something. There are these little challenges built into it; it's a way to push myself a little bit more as a performer.