There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.

The problem with my balloon collection is that people always think there's a party. Settle down. It's not a party. It's just balloons.

I've never read an article of clothing.

Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.

If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.

Don't forget to turn your clocks back today if you don't want your clocks to be set to the right time.

It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.