I've never read an article of clothing.

I think one of the most groundbreaking inventions of all time is the jackhammer.

I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

If you are wearing a bandana you better have something wise to say, because you are starting with a credibility deficit.

I can always tell how stupid someone is by how certain they are about what they're saying.

It is interesting that the black BMW is the preferred car of so many assholes.