The best way to make somebody feel important is to try to assassinate them.

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.

I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

I think, at first blush, the '60s always enticed me. There's something about the '60s, it's not hard to like it.

A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either

I've learned something on the road, traveling around: state shapes. The easier it is to draw the shape of the state, the harder it is to live in that state. So, if you live in a regular polygon, get the hell outta there. You gotta move to a squiggly area. Culture's attracted to squiggles.