Coffee is like a bra. 3 cups is one too many.
It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.
A large portion of the Earth's land area is taken up by old varsity jackets.
They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.
I never set out to do a sketch show.
A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either