Skeet shooting is probably more satisfying if you really hate skeets.

I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'

There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.

I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.

But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.