At the battle of the bands the loser's always the audience.
Brought to you by raising your voice. The next best thing to being right.
I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location.
Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched, but then I remember that my show was canceled three years ago.
I don't want to be my own boss. I want to be my own colleague.
It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.