Vampires probably don't have great breath.
In retrospect, everything is finite, but prospectively, there are infinite possibilities. I guess that's what makes life hopeful.
In America, one sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person's yard.
Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.
Canoe + waterfall = I don't go camping anymore.
I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.