It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies.
My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'
They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.
I have never been in a bad mood and near a beach ball at the same time. Causation? Correlation? Or fate?
It's always helpful to remember that in the grand scheme of things you are much more important than... um, wait, than... something, maybe.
Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets.