If you are wearing a bandana you better have something wise to say, because you are starting with a credibility deficit.
Love is, and I hope it never isn't.
Sometimes it looks like I'm dancing, but it's just that I walked into a spider web.
What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!
I was eating some candy and looked on the wrapper, and it said made from natural and artificial flavors. You could just say flavors.
This is a pie chart about procrastination.