My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.
I'm not a lawmaker, but I was thinking that if you have a really loud ring tone, maybe you should be stabbed in the ear?
When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.
My policy is 'No stone throwing regardless of housing situation.'
A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.