A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
It feels like every day or two, people on Twitter and the Internet are outraged about something.
I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.
Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.
Love is, and I hope it never isn't.
I'm not a lawmaker, but I was thinking that if you have a really loud ring tone, maybe you should be stabbed in the ear?