I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.

My family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.

Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

The earth without art is just eh.

The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

A jerk on a motorcycle is equal to a leaf, because I find it beautiful when these things fall.

I can tell how lonely I am by how easily I'm fooled by a mannequin in a store.