When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.
The earth without art is just eh.
I went whale watching once. It was very similar to watching people on a boat become disappointed.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'Where's my planner? There it is. "Keep sleeping." All right, perfect.'
Batteries are the most dramatic object. Other things stop working or they break, But Batteries... They Die.