Never forget where you came from. That's what I think when I walk into a cave.
To get strangers to hate you even faster, crank up the volume on that very interesting ringtone of yours.
Small businesses are important, but so are tiny businesses.
To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.