When I'm buying car insurance I ask myself, 'Which company has the most annoying and relentless commercials?'
Demetri MartinMy family was fine, it's just a different way of going about life. Creativity was not something that was isolated and identified and valued.
Demetri MartinI like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like, 'huh? What the hell is this?' But if it's in a fruit basket you're like, 'this is nice!'
Demetri Martin