I never went bungee jumping. The closest I did was I was born.
A cool tattoo design is any drawing that would also look good saggy.
To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.
Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is.
Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths.
Vampire fad just won't die. Makes sense, I guess.