The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

Have a great day. Note: does not apply to my enemies.

Reality is a concept that depends largely upon where you point your face.

To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.