The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.

As a creative person, you want to have a foothold and sense of progress.

Statistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio.

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.

I wish I lived next to Carnegie Hall. Then, if someone asked me how to get to my house, I would just say 'Practice, practice, practice, and then take a left.'

I live in New York and there are a lot of famous... pizzerias in my neighborhood, it's really hard to find one that isn't famous. Which sucks sometimes, you know what I mean, sometimes I don't want all that glitz and glamour, I just want something delicious, you know? I don't need a celebrity in my mouth, Ray's Up And Coming Pizza would be fine.