The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

When I was in high school I experimented sexually. The experiment was to never have sex with anybody no matter how hard I tried. Success! Hypothesis confirmed.

The earth without art is just eh.

People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.

I was student council president in high school, and even in law school, I was vice-president of the student bar association.

If you want to make a mythical creature, just take a regular animal and add wings to it. A horse becomes a pegasus, a lion becomes a griffin, and a hawk... becomes a double hawk.

Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.