The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn't it?

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.'

I am a man of my word… and that word is “unreliable.

Clowns have no respect for pie.

The sofa is the enemy of productivity.

It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.

I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.