The earth without art is just eh.
It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.
I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.
I wonder if it's rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.
At any minute, I am four minutes from a poncho.
My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.