A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.

Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I think there are so many little hurdles and impediments with stand-up that you'd need to have this insane desire to do it if you didn't have something that clicked right away.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.

Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.