A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.

Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.

Have a great day. Note: does not apply to my enemies.

It's not enough to say I'm sorry. You have to also mean it. It's the same with saying I'm single.

I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me.

To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.

I am what I eat. And I am this especially when I bite my nails.