A mobile home with a flat tire is a home.

Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.

Siamese twins are interesting because they are the only people who can write a biography and an autobiography at the same time.

Here is a tip for all you young people drinking wine. With pasta, drink white wine. With steak, drink red wine. And if you're vegan, you're annoying.

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.