Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.
There is probably more invisible tape out there than we realize.
It is impossible for a cyclops to wink.
You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.
People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.
A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.