My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
Demetri MartinI like birthdays. Every time someone is born, that's just like bringing more cake into the world.
Demetri MartinWhen I dropped out [from a law school], everybody was disappointed... But I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom. Before that, I never realized how much I sought other people's approval. Once I figured that out, I was free to move on and seek the approval of other people, in comedy clubs and showbiz meetings.
Demetri Martin